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Bugs - Getting rid of 'em

Do you remember when you'd hear your neighbor had bought some pest traps they put up in their yard? Often, they employed a sexual attractant, a chemical called a pheromone. The theory was that whatever bugs were in your yard would be drawn into the trap,
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Posted by on June 12, 2022

Bugs - Getting rid of 'em

Do you remember when you'd hear your neighbor had bought some pest traps they put up in their yard? Often, they employed a sexual attractant, a chemical called a pheromone. The theory was that whatever bugs were in your yard would be drawn into the trap,
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Posted by on June 12, 2022

What's for Dessert? The Gelato Odzniewzewski Concoction

Everyone has a name. Why, there was even an actor named X Brands! Some names are short and sweet, appealing to the eyes and ears. Then again, there are names that are neither. We will speak of one that falls into both categories, A talented young fellow na
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Posted by on May 6, 2022

Development of the Cookie

Our friend who invented the peanut butter sandwich went on to produce "the cookie." Let's discuss the details. As we learned, in "The Story of Figaro Newton," the humble Figaro wanted to become a sandwich guru. After becoming famous, he decided to develop
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Posted by on May 3, 2022

The Story of Figaro Newton

Ah, let's see -- what about Figaro Newton? Let's begin our story, first, by saying: The story I am about to tell, its names, characters, and incidents, are &nbs
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Posted by on May 2, 2022

And The Culprit Was ...

Scrubbing Potatoes When the new potatoes come in, in the late spring, I cook them in their skins, just scrub the dirt off with a nail brush and remove any blemishes, though with new potatoes there often are very few. Once the dirt is gone, I return the na
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Posted by on September 12, 2021

A Lesson On Cars

Tiny Terror You probably thought the tiny terror was all grown up and behaving herself now she is 7 years old? I took her shopping today and as usual, she never stopped talking. At one shop, I left her outside to watch the shopping bags. She did that very
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Posted by on August 10, 2021

Why Is It Always Me?

"Granny!", came the desperate cry. "There's a huge spider on the wall!" Not only on the wall, but high on the wall, above a doorway. Yes, it was a spider, however, in the UK, we generally do not have to worry about spiders or insects, unless you live clos
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Posted by on September 8, 2020

Granny And The Garden Hose

I Should Have Known Better I agreed to look after the garden vegetable plot while my daughter was away and to water the plot if it didn't rain. She told me she would leave the hose out. Two Days With No Rain Being Ireland, it's unusual to have no rain!
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Posted by on July 14, 2020

I Love You More Than ... Tiny Terror

Long Time No See It's a long time since I wrote a Tiny Terror story. It's not that she has disappeared but she has got older and is less of a terror now because she does not need to be watched just as closely. That honour now goes to her little brother, w
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Posted by on April 24, 2020

THE WEATHER FIEND

More Articles From Old Books - Public Domain This one is a humorous story for After-Dinner speakers, Published 1908, in the USA. ANONYMOUS One hot day last summer, a young man dressed in thin clothes, entered a Broadway car, and seating himself opp
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Posted by on February 26, 2020