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Please Don't hundred dollar dangle me!

Show off! My stepson had his friend come over to visit, but for reasons I can't even imagine. His friend was no friend of ours. We didn't know the guy. He was over just to pay us a visit. My stepson's manager at their company, who boasted of his
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Posted by on September 24, 2018

Save Energy with Room Darkening Shades

My wife just finished putting up room darkening shades in the bedroom that has a large window that faces the summer sun. This keeps the rays from penetrating the double-windows and letting solar radiation heat the room up so it overworks the air-conditioni
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Posted by on October 3, 2018

It looks like another day it might or might not rain again, so we will run err-ands even if the car won't start this morning.

The car is funny like that. It sometimes starts and sometimes doesn't. So its like hit and miss every time I turn the key in the ignition switch. I put two VCRs out front in case someone coming along the road wants a freebee. But one eats tapes an
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Posted by on September 4, 2018

Save Energy with Room Darkening Shades

My wife just finished putting up room darkening shades in the bedroom that has a large window that faces the summer sun. This keeps the rays from penetrating the double-windows and letting solar radiation heat the room up so it overworks the air-conditioni
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Posted by on October 3, 2018

Please Don't hundred dollar dangle me!

Show off! My stepson had his friend come over to visit, but for reasons I can't even imagine. His friend was no friend of ours. We didn't know the guy. He was over just to pay us a visit. My stepson's manager at their company, who boasted of his
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Posted by on September 24, 2018

It looks like another day it might or might not rain again, so we will run err-ands even if the car won't start this morning.

The car is funny like that. It sometimes starts and sometimes doesn't. So its like hit and miss every time I turn the key in the ignition switch. I put two VCRs out front in case someone coming along the road wants a freebee. But one eats tapes an
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Posted by on September 4, 2018

I Join the Ranks of VICTIM

Well yesterday was a landmark day for me. A landmark in disgust! I've never been so grossed out. I'm old, I have a variety of interests. Most of these are online. I sit on my keister. A lot. Well, I was absorbed in something, completely absorbed. I finis
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Posted by on July 2, 2018

Out of the Mouth of Babes - My Four Year Old Standup Comedian

My wife and I, up in years, are raising our three grandchildren. The youngest, just four, has a smathering of autism. Although he's quite bright, his thinking at times surprises us. Never more so than the other day. The older two grandchildren were carryi
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Posted by on July 1, 2018

Fairy Dust - A Tiny Terror Story

Big Cousin, Bed Time And The Midnight Fairy Mummy hadn't been feeling well. The Tiny Terror had a new baby brother, who was only 6 weeks old and mummy was tired and had caught a cold or a virus, so Big Cousin came to help put The Tiny Terror and The Water
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Posted by on June 10, 2018

Your Phone Answering Machine - Don't Do This...

Well, there are so many phony telephone calls these days, I couldn't help but think of some messages I'd be tempted to put on an answering machine if I had one. But, well, really, don't do this. It's good for a laugh, but that's about all... 1. You've rea
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Posted by on May 28, 2018

What's in a Name? Sometimes a Surprise or Two

Well it never ceases to amaze me... We all have our little gifts. One of mine was spelling. So I tend to feel a twinge whenever I read something written by an obviously educated person that features bad spelling. For instance, I once worked for an electri
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Posted by on May 19, 2018

Seeing the Humor in the Illegal Modification of Signs

Most illegal activity is repugnant to the average person - particularly if it involves serious violation. But some illegal actions can make us snicker, if we're honest. The following are some sign changes I've seen that hit my funny bone hard! Can you add
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Posted by on May 2, 2018

The Tiny Terror Gets Sticky Chocolate

Grandad's Favorite Chocolate at present, is Cadbury's Caramel. It's a chocolate bar with a soft sticky, runny, caramel filling. He is very good at sharing his chocolate with any grandchildren who are around and they know this. The Tiny Terror Is Getting
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Posted by on April 15, 2018