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Siamese Twins: A Double Header

I was at the mall today and I ran into real Siamese twins. They went everywhere together, they were like joined at the hip. They caught me staring at them and one asked me "can we help you?"

I said, "Yes, do you really think you're better than one? AHAHAA! And, do you use "Heads & Shoulders" shampoo? WOO HOO! AAHAHA! Four eyes! LOL LOL!”

Well, I was in immediate double jeopardy as we became a ménage-au-trios of two and a half men enemy combatants! I was the recipient of my first double head butt.

The dynamic duo were the recipient of their first "Moe" type head clunking (mentally make the sound effect, it’s fun; Ka-Klunk!)

Photo: Willinham, J. compiler - USA Government Public Domain -

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JanetHunt wrote on June 22, 2014, 6:37 PM

I wonder do they pay double air fare? Or get charged double at those all you can eat buffets? LOL! Funny stuff... ;)

SHOHANA wrote on June 24, 2014, 2:57 AM

Nice, keep up good writing emoticon :smile: