Siamese Twins: A Double Header
I was at the mall today and I ran into real Siamese twins. They went everywhere together, they were like joined at the hip. They caught me staring at them and one asked me "can we help you?"
I said, "Yes, do you really think you're better than one? AHAHAA! And, do you use "Heads & Shoulders" shampoo? WOO HOO! AAHAHA! Four eyes! LOL LOL!”
Well, I was in immediate double jeopardy as we became a ménage-au-trios of two and a half men enemy combatants! I was the recipient of my first double head butt.
The dynamic duo were the recipient of their first "Moe" type head clunking (mentally make the sound effect, it’s fun; Ka-Klunk!)
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