By in Humor

I Created my Own Virtual Lady Friend

I downloaded the “build your own buddy” App and I read the instructions diligently. I designed her with all my knowledge about women – I named her Ginger. I even gave her auto-spell correct. Well that took about two minutes and I was done. I decided to spark up a conversation with her and it went something like this:

Me: “Hi there Ginger, I am your creator.”

Ginger: “Oh no you di-in’t make me, who the hell are you, God? Oh No sir, I don’t think so.”

Me: “But I really did.”

Ginger: “Listen up you narcissistic fool, you didn’t make me, you couldn’t make me, nothing but a darn fool is all you are!”

Me: “Well then, let’s talk about music. What is the greatest ‘pianist’ you’ve ever had the pleasure of enjoying?” (Auto-spell correct changed one of my ‘words’ in this sentence.)

Ginger: “OMG you filthy rotten pig-mouthed man child! You sexist perverted degenerate! You ain’t nothing but a male chauvinist dingle-berry!”

Well then, it seems I am misunderstood by fake women too? Damn ‘auto-spell correct’ got me again!

I am the author, I originally published this on bubblews.com 11/07/13 - http://www.bubblews.com/news/1524734-i-created-my-own-virtual-lady-friend



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Comments

JanetHunt wrote on June 15, 2014, 6:46 PM

I guess that's what's called a virtual strikeout! LOL! You're on a roll here...

JanetHunt wrote on June 15, 2014, 8:20 PM

I just noticed this is under "animals!" Hilarious! Are you saying you are an animal? LOL!!

RussTeed wrote on June 15, 2014, 8:41 PM

OMG that was a mistake! Too funny! &jhunt