By in Humor

Hitch Hiking with Moses

I was bored today so I went hitch hiking. I thought that maybe I would get lucky and a mad man would pick me up.

Instead I got picked up by Moses. He lectured me on the dangers of hitch hiking while I was periodically jerking the driver’s wheel (he’s wicked patient.)

Then he lectured me on the dangers of jerking the driver’s wheel when you are the passenger as I repeatedly poked him in the eyes (he’s wicked patient.)

Next he lectured me on the dangers of poking the driver in the eyes while he’s driving while I kept pulling the emergency brake (he’s wicked patient.)

Then he warned me about the dangers of pulling the emergency brake while the car is in motion and then he kicked the living $#!+ out of me with that giant staff thing he has (he’s not patient anymore.)

I am the author, I original published this on bubblews.com 11/04/13 - http://www.bubblews.com/news/1500280-hitch-hiking-with-moses

Photo: Royalty Free Stock Photography: Moses 2 ID 3245017 © Hospitalera |

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Comments

RussTeed wrote on June 15, 2014, 5:00 PM

Thanks &Madison_Ogashi - I'm having a lot of fun here!

JanetHunt wrote on June 17, 2014, 10:33 PM

RussTeed I guess you are the reason he broke those ten commandments! LOL! Too funny... ;)

LoudMan wrote on July 15, 2014, 11:51 AM

I would've asked him why he was so blood-thirsty.