By in Humor

Toaster Trouble

I went out to purchase a toaster at the local Local-Mart today. To my enlightened surprise it came with a complimentary checking account. Then I stopped at the bakery and purchased numerous kinds of bread for my new toast-making device.

I then ventured over to the Local-Bank to open the free checking account and lucky me, they gifted me a free toaster for giving them my business. Clearly I didn't need two toasters so I returned the first toaster that I bought at Local-Mart. Local-Mart immediately took back the free checking account and Local-Bank took back the free toaster for returning the first toaster which lead to the free Local-Bank account and the second toaster.

Now I have no toaster, no bank account, and a boatload of un-toasted bread. I have to go buy a toaster again and open a bank account, yet again – but now I’m not even sure it’s possible at this point.

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I wrote this, I originally published this on 7/30/13 -

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JanetHunt wrote on June 14, 2014, 9:06 PM

LOL! Mass confusion! But at least there were no explosions....just lots of untoasted bread! ;)

RussTeed wrote on June 15, 2014, 12:53 PM

I could have snuck in an explosion, but I needed the break &jhunt

GemOfAGirl wrote on June 16, 2014, 10:13 PM

And on the other hand, I can always get some toast at the Local-Diner, lol...