I went out to purchase a toaster at the local Local-Mart today. To my enlightened surprise it came with a complimentary checking account. Then I stopped at the bakery and purchased numerous kinds of bread for my new toast-making device.
I then ventured over to the Local-Bank to open the free checking account and lucky me, they gifted me a free toaster for giving them my business. Clearly I didn't need two toasters so I returned the first toaster that I bought at Local-Mart. Local-Mart immediately took back the free checking account and Local-Bank took back the free toaster for returning the first toaster which lead to the free Local-Bank account and the second toaster.
Now I have no toaster, no bank account, and a boatload of un-toasted bread. I have to go buy a toaster again and open a bank account, yet again – but now I’m not even sure it’s possible at this point.
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I wrote this, I originally published this on bubblews.com 7/30/13 - http://www.bubblews.com/news/882106-toaster-trouble