The Stupidest Scam Email I've Ever Received
OK. You've probably received tens of thousands of spam emails over the years. If not, you are either a hermit or you let fear of receiving spam emails slow you down. And I don't blame you for that. However, I cannot afford to do that, so I've received the tens of thousands...
Well many of them congratulate me, beg me to take their money, or express concern for me, which concern can be dissolved if I send them my social security number, the password to my computer, and Mom's maiden name.
Well, sorry folks. I may be old, but I ain't stupid. AND, I'm not greedy. So I haven't bitten the bullet yet.
Occasionally, I have to snicker at a spam. They can be funny. But this one brought a chortle, no, a guffaw!
"Notice: Your attempt to close your account failed!"
"Your request notice, dated [day, month, year] has failed."
Why the laugh? Because the date provided doesn't happen for two days!
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