Rats! Not Again...
My bending-over days are gone. So for certain tasks, I'm not much good. When my wife came across a dirty task, you'd hear her cry, "Vince, Vince!" So one of those tasks just came up that requires bending over.
She uttered a different cry... "Ugh, Great. Stupid cat." Then, to me, "Guess what?" "That stupid cat killed this giant rat. It must have been THIS fat. Great. Its guts are spread across the patio, and it's missing its head. He ATE the head, then puked it up - also on the sidewalk. I guess I'll have to get it up. I don't think you can do it."
So I can't resist the humor of the moment, and say, "That Buffington's really a hunter... a HEAD hunter." Why do I laugh at my own jokes?
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