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What's Wrong with This Picture?

We've all got to live, right? And we should all have a degree of love for ourselves, also right? So what's wrong with this picture? By this picture, I mean the one associated with this article. The fellow in front is your author, me, myself - Vincent Summers.

I list five things "wrong" with this picture. They are:

  1. Pleated trousers. These are meant for men with "executive" waists.
  2. Deficient shirt-tail. My shirt tail wants its freedom. It hates remaining beneath my trousers, held in place by my belt.
  3. A tie that insists on pointing in an incorrect direction. My tie insists on pointing me in a different direction.
  4. My collar. What is it with the stupidity of shirt designers? They always design shirts with an undersized neck, perhaps with the goal of preventing the wearer from eating a decent meal!
  5. A bald head. Don't blame me for this. Blame, instead, my maternal grandfather, my mother's father. He was bald. He HAD to pass it on to me.

An aside: My dear grandsons, Please don't hate me for passing bald heads on to you guys. If I could have changed the law, I would have.


Image Credit » Author - Image by Vincent Summers

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Comments

MegL wrote on January 3, 2018, 6:48 PM

Absolutely NOTHING wrong with this picture, except it misses out the commentary on the most important parts, the brain and the heart. Both big and courageous!

VinceSummers wrote on January 3, 2018, 9:27 PM

Wow, I wish if I had a fan club, you were president!

MegL wrote on January 4, 2018, 5:17 AM

LOL. We all see our own faults and are our own worst critics, apart from the few who always see the worst in everyone else!

lookatdesktop wrote on January 5, 2018, 11:04 PM

Really funny Vincent. :)