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Sneaking a Late Night Snack - What Went Awry

Well, you know how guys are. They love to raid the refrigerator and the cupboard. Sometimes it's as simple as grabbing a can of beer. Or some good old-fashioned junk food, say pretzels and cheese or crackers and peanut butter.

On this occasion, no beer was involved, but I was very hungry. And there was this special treat! A tinfoil-covered cream cheese. I figured it had to be Philadelphia Brand cream cheese, my very favorite brand. So I reached for the crackers and grabbed a knife.

It was beautifully creamy and white. It spread well, so I hustled to eat one or two before anyone caught me in the process. I threw a nice chunk of the stuff between two crackers and chomped!

"Hm. Not much taste. I wonder what gives? Oh well." Another went down and another. Then I realized what I'd done.

Undoubtedly I was the first guy ever to enjoy crackers and Crisco.

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MegL wrote on July 28, 2017, 7:39 AM

LOL. Crackers and lard! Oh well, you probably didn't feel hungry for a while after that! My favourite snack is a sandwich, probably almond butter but sometimes jam! (Jelly)

VinceSummers wrote on July 28, 2017, 7:48 AM

Ever give liverwurst a shot?