Sneaking a Late Night Snack - What Went Awry
Well, you know how guys are. They love to raid the refrigerator and the cupboard. Sometimes it's as simple as grabbing a can of beer. Or some good old-fashioned junk food, say pretzels and cheese or crackers and peanut butter.
On this occasion, no beer was involved, but I was very hungry. And there was this special treat! A tinfoil-covered cream cheese. I figured it had to be Philadelphia Brand cream cheese, my very favorite brand. So I reached for the crackers and grabbed a knife.
It was beautifully creamy and white. It spread well, so I hustled to eat one or two before anyone caught me in the process. I threw a nice chunk of the stuff between two crackers and chomped!
"Hm. Not much taste. I wonder what gives? Oh well." Another went down and another. Then I realized what I'd done.
Undoubtedly I was the first guy ever to enjoy crackers and Crisco.
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