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My Favorite Bible Errors: Art Linkletter Eat Your Heart Out

I am a public Bible instructor. I love what I do and I never deliberately embarrass anyone or wish them harm. Still, every once in a while in the process of instruction, an error -- a $1,000,000.00 error -- comes out of the student's lips. Here are a few of the ones I most enjoyed...

What was the name of the older male relative who married Ruth, the daughter-in-law of Naomi?

Correct Answer: Boaz

Householder's Response: Bozo

Mankind have many ideas about what happens to us when we die. What is the idea that people are reborn in another form called?

Correct Answer: Reincarnation

Householder's Answer: Re-incarceration

Who was Noah?

Correct Answer: The faithful man of God who built an ark, a boxlike vessel, for the saving of himself, his wife, his three sons, and their wives along with many animals through the worldwide flood.

Householder's Answer: Oh, oh, I've got it. He was this dude who lived when it rained a lot and he had to get out of town.

Additional Question: What did he build to escape.

Householder's Answer: A yacht!

My surprised response: Noah's Yacht?!


Image Credit » Pixabay https://pixabay.com/en/yacht-mallorca-superyacht-1283738/

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MegL wrote on July 22, 2017, 5:57 PM

Those are priceless! I think the person who answered number two was probably remembering previous incarcerations, instead of previous lives! LOL

cmoneyspinner wrote on July 22, 2017, 6:53 PM

A yacht? I'm with MegL. All of these are hilarious! Thanks for sharing. :D :D :D

VinceSummers wrote on July 22, 2017, 7:19 PM

Precisely, MegL .

VinceSummers wrote on July 22, 2017, 7:20 PM

There are some others, cmoneyspinner , but I think I'll same them for another time.

lookatdesktop wrote on July 22, 2017, 9:34 PM

Really funny Vincent.

VinceSummers wrote on July 23, 2017, 7:30 AM

I got to thinking... Probably many today haven't a clue who Art Linkletter was. He was a TV entertainer who had a program named for a reality, entitled "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Maybe so, but the things listed in the article above are no small potatoes.