My Favorite Bible Errors: Art Linkletter Eat Your Heart Out
I am a public Bible instructor. I love what I do and I never deliberately embarrass anyone or wish them harm. Still, every once in a while in the process of instruction, an error -- a $1,000,000.00 error -- comes out of the student's lips. Here are a few of the ones I most enjoyed...
What was the name of the older male relative who married Ruth, the daughter-in-law of Naomi?
Correct Answer: Boaz
Householder's Response: Bozo
Mankind have many ideas about what happens to us when we die. What is the idea that people are reborn in another form called?
Correct Answer: Reincarnation
Householder's Answer: Re-incarceration
Who was Noah?
Correct Answer: The faithful man of God who built an ark, a boxlike vessel, for the saving of himself, his wife, his three sons, and their wives along with many animals through the worldwide flood.
Householder's Answer: Oh, oh, I've got it. He was this dude who lived when it rained a lot and he had to get out of town.
Additional Question: What did he build to escape.
Householder's Answer: A yacht!
My surprised response: Noah's Yacht?!
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