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Boobs and Butts: The Murder

When the character Val Parker auditioned for the director Zach in A Chorus Line , she sang, "Tits and ass can change your life."

Boobs and Butts: The Murder could be the title of a spoof of the Broadway hit if not for the fact this is a serious, true story about the murder of a husband and father.

A murder

Mirinda Boob and Ronald Heichel allegedly conspired to murder her husband, Samuel Boob, who was found fatally shot in the family driveway on August 23, 2009.

Mrs. Boob and Heichel, who were lovers, exchanged text messages to plan the details of the morning, making sure that the Boob children stayed safe and that Mrs. Boob would have an alibi by going to church, according to

Heichel was charged with murder, conspiracy, aggravated assault and theft. Boob was charged with conspiracy to commit criminal homicide and conspiracy to commit aggravated assault. The two are awaiting trial.

A confession

A year later, Kermit Butts now "sings" (slang for confess) for his involvement in the murder of Samuel Boob. According to, Butts admitted to helping Ronald Heichel dispose of Boob's body. Heichel offered Butts $5000 to assist in the crime.

After the Butts confession, he was charged with felony aggravated assault and hindering apprehension or prosecution.

This is one murderous performance where one Boob, a Butts, and a Heichel definitely changed the life of Samuel Boob and his children forever.


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JohnRoberts wrote on October 14, 2015, 2:58 PM

Are you serious? I didn't click the sources since you said this is true. It isn't the murder that astonishes me. You can see those all the time on true crime shows. But the last name was Boob?!? How in the hell can one live with a name like that? And Butts is almost as bad. Then put them together....

You outdid yourself digging up this one.

markgraham wrote on October 14, 2015, 3:03 PM

You must be bored to have written this and is this really true with the names 'Boob and Butts'.

msiduri wrote on October 14, 2015, 4:24 PM

You know, I can hear the Broadway show tunes about this already. It would be funny except, of course, a person is dead. Why do people do such stupid things? Never mind. There's no answer to that.

Gossamer wrote on October 14, 2015, 4:25 PM

You perhaps should have subtitled it "anatomy of a murder". ;o)

MegL wrote on October 14, 2015, 5:14 PM

Well, a booby is a sea bird. A butt is a water container for the garden. And the internet said nearly 300 families in North America have this surname. Are you amusing yourself reading local gossip? emoticon :grin:

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DWDavisRSL wrote on October 14, 2015, 7:47 PM

I just had to google this because it is almost too bizarre to believe. It would be funny if it weren't so tragic.

Paulie wrote on October 15, 2015, 4:07 AM

This is an amazing story. Thanks for sharing.

inertia4 wrote on October 15, 2015, 6:53 AM

Okay, that would be a fitting title. Boobs and Butts. Nice!!! But it does sound somewhat pornographic in a way. Now if it were, lets say a soft porn, I would like that. LOL. Imagine having last names like that.

CoralLevang wrote on October 15, 2015, 8:06 AM

Oh, don't even make that suggestion or the powers-that-be will tell me I'm in violation of some rule of something or other. emoticon :winking:

inertia4 wrote on October 15, 2015, 11:54 AM

There is no violation. They know that. Don't worry. But I find it funny for people to have those last names.

BarbRad wrote on October 18, 2015, 1:53 AM

I don't know where you come up with these stories that give you such fun writing material, but horrible as the murder was, your post was funny.