In Honor of "Talk Like a Pirate Day"
Man walks into a bar and sees a pirate with a peg leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. The guy feels bad for the pirate and buys him a drink.
They knock back a few and the man asks how the pirate lost his leg. The pirate says, "I lost this here leg to sharks in the Caribbean."
The man nods and asks how the pirate lost his hand. The pirate replies, "I lost this here hand in a duel with Davy Jones himself."
The man nods and asks how the pirate lost his eye. The pirate says, "I was sleeping on a beach and a seagull pooped in it." The man, confused, asks how that could possibly take somebody's eye out. The pirate replies, "I tried to wipe it away, but it was my first day with the hook."
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