By in Humor

In Honor of "Talk Like a Pirate Day"

Man walks into a bar and sees a pirate with a peg leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. The guy feels bad for the pirate and buys him a drink.

They knock back a few and the man asks how the pirate lost his leg. The pirate says, "I lost this here leg to sharks in the Caribbean."

The man nods and asks how the pirate lost his hand. The pirate replies, "I lost this here hand in a duel with Davy Jones himself."

The man nods and asks how the pirate lost his eye. The pirate says, "I was sleeping on a beach and a seagull pooped in it." The man, confused, asks how that could possibly take somebody's eye out. The pirate replies, "I tried to wipe it away, but it was my first day with the hook."

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Strgzr66 wrote on September 19, 2015, 11:46 AM

Yaaarrrr, maytee! Bein' a pirate ain't no cup-a-tea. Ya bettah toughen-up an'be quick about it, laddee!

CoralLevang wrote on September 19, 2015, 2:09 PM

Ah, yes. I heard this years ago. funny.

DWDavisRSL wrote on September 19, 2015, 9:54 PM

Even though I saw it coming, I chuckled when I got to the punch line. K and I had lunch at Panera Bread today and there was a couple ahead of us dressed as and talking like pirates. I think Panera was offering a discount or a free pastry with your meal if you were in character.

cmoneyspinner wrote on September 21, 2015, 7:12 PM

Aw man! Missed Talk Like a Pirate Day. But that was funny! LOL.

Hollyhocks100 wrote on October 4, 2015, 5:26 AM

LOL, this made my morning a whole lot better emoticon :grin: