The Naked Ladies at the Bus Stop
Upon approaching the bus stop today I was non-plussed. Had I, I wonder, gone back to bed to have another dream? Was this some kind of publicity stunt?
It seems not. You waited quite unaware at the bus stop and got on the bus and I was really surprised how few people if any, seemed to notice.
Perhaps I had missed something, I thought and it is now legal to ride the bus naked. I thought it looked more than ridiculous, but then fashions often do. I averted my eyes in the sake of public decency and waited for the arrest, but none came.
This caused me to consider whether to pinch myself in case I really was not awake.
I did and I was and it was only near the end of the journey that I realised. I wanted to shout:
"IF YOU WEAR FLESH COVERED LEGGINGS WITH NO SKIRT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FORGOT TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON."
Please do. You really were not a pretty sight and neither of you has the figure for it.
And it is worse then the trousers showing your boyfriend's backside.
Image Credit » https://pixabay.com/en/women-model-beauty-portrait-816255/ by Frizareihan