Ok, so how many of you out there are currently panicking about your impending exposure as a prospective cheat using the 'Ashley Madison' website?
Not many I would suspect! If any! Let's face it who would be so stupid as to use their real name and contact details on such a website? I certainly didn't, errr... I mean I certainly wouldn't. If I was going to do that sort of thing. Which I haven't. And wouldn't. Never ever. Ever!
In any case what sort of stupid name is that for an adulterer's hook-up website? It's supposed to be the typical name of the sort of woman a married man would look to have an affair with. Absolute nonsense! Ashley Madison sounds like a middle-ages librarian with a pudding-basin haircut, surgical stockings and sensible brogues. Basically the sort of woman that a married man looking to have an affair is already married to!!
If I was going to use one of these websites, which I'm not, ever, honest, then I would want the website to be called 'Belinda Cummings' or 'Alicia Fluffybuns' or some such alluring moniker. There you go! If I'd been in their marketing department there would be far more than 37 million people currently bricking themselves world-wide.
What a great time to be a divorce lawyer!!
(Disclaimer: The views expressed in this article are not necessarily true. I don't even believe them and I wrote them!!)