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A cow peed my bed

I had a dream this morning where, for some reason, my bed was out in the barn. It was morning and there were some chickens scratching around when a calf walked up next to my bed. It lifted its leg like a dog - something cows don't do - and started peeing. I didn't want it peeing right next to my bed, so I'm yelling and pushing it. Well, it looks at me with a blank face and sits down on its haunches like a dog. It was still peeing, so down it was arcing up and landing on the corner of my bed. So I jumped up and yelled and shoved it out of the way.

I stripped my bed and I'm carrying everything into the house trying to figure out how to explain that a cow peed my bed without it sounding ... weird. Fortunately, some other things came up and I didn't have to explain anything.

I'm one of those who doesn't believe that dreams have some deep, hidden meaning. They're just your brain trying to make sense of some random neurons firing. But I am a tad curious to know what a dream analyzer would make of a cow peeing the bed. What does that "signify?"

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CalmGemini wrote on June 26, 2015, 2:35 PM

I do not know the meaning of the dream,There are sites which give dream interpretations,Why not try them?

xstitcher wrote on June 26, 2015, 5:27 PM

I don't believe in dream interpretations either, but that's weird. I've had some weird dreams myself.

Ruby3881 wrote on June 26, 2015, 8:09 PM

Did you drink a lot of milk before bed, maybe? emoticon :tongue:

msiduri wrote on June 26, 2015, 10:30 PM

My guess is that there's something that's annoying the piddle out of you.

msiduri wrote on June 26, 2015, 10:32 PM

LOL! Well, that got a chuckle out of me.

wolfgirl569 wrote on June 26, 2015, 10:57 PM

Sounds like you are aggravated about something. Or maybe you pissed off a cow and it got even in your dream. lol

Hollyhocks100 wrote on June 27, 2015, 2:56 AM

There would have been a lot of pee too from a cow or calf LOl emoticon :winking:

CoralLevang wrote on June 27, 2015, 1:17 PM is where I found some interesting interpretation of dream symbols.

Maybe some calf is telling you that you should become a vegetarian? I had to laugh at the dream itself. It's pretty crazy, most definitely. Do you live on a farm?

oneoveralpha wrote on June 27, 2015, 3:46 PM

I do live on a farm. As to being a vegetarian, cows taste too good, even if they pee the bed. :D

CoralLevang wrote on June 27, 2015, 3:58 PM

LOL So, now you know the cow relationship. emoticon :winking: According to that website, the color of the cow means something different.

I think I would have to kill the cow that peed on my bed, and have a bbq and invite all my friends.

AliCanary wrote on June 29, 2015, 11:04 PM

Oh, that's easy: You are feeling out of place, dealing with a situation that is not completely under you control. However, it's not anything life-threatening, just inconvenient and annoying. How did I do?
By the way, awesome title. I love dream posts!