By in Humor

She Borrowed my Mother's Panties.

My mom’s friend called one night.

“Do you have a luggage? Could you lend me please ? ,” mom’s friend asked.

“ oh, I thought you would only have two nights and three days vacation.Why don’t you just bring a hand carry?,”replied mom.

I did not notice that my handcarry’s zipper was broken.

“uh-oh, sorry but I don’t have”. Mom lied.

Mom suggested that her friend buy a new hand carry instead. But her friend wanted to be comfortable in the plane,she would have her baggage checked in.

“If you buy a luggage, you’d still carry another bag to keep your essentials like keys, pocket money or wallet, tissue, sunnies etc. Or you may wear a pickpocket proof panties like the one I have” said mom.

(Mom's friend is in her 70's and a bit senile .)

“Pick pocket proof panties? Cool! Then I should borrow that instead.

Surprised, mom replied, "Whhhhhhhhhhhaaat?!@#%$^ I’ve worn it already. My daughter gave it to me. You can buy one from the department store at lingerie section tomorrow."

“my flight is at seven in the morning tomorrow. I ain’t got time. I will just buy it from you,instead.” Mom’s friend insisted.

Mom had no choice.

Even though my mom has worn it only once , I still think it’s unhygienic. Actually, I gave this underwear to my mom because it has a pocket with zipper wherein she can keep money safely. Many times, my mom would go home without knowing that her wallet was robbed so I bought this for her so she could wear it every time she deposits money in my checking account.

“So, mom did you lend it to her?”, I asked.


“are you kidding me??”

“don’t worry. I told her she does not need to return it to me”

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Kasman wrote on June 13, 2015, 12:05 PM

I read this post and wondered . . . and then I realised it was posted under 'Humour'. I sincerely hope it isn't based on a real incident! LOL

CoralLevang wrote on June 13, 2015, 12:18 PM

Like Kasman , I wondered about this post; however, though it was posted under the humor category, some of life's funniest moments are real! Thanks for sharing this and making me laugh.

MegL wrote on June 13, 2015, 3:31 PM

Well, I certainly have never heard of panties with a zip section for money! Just wondering how you get the valuables in and out without having to visit the loo each time?

istory wrote on June 13, 2015, 6:09 PM

Haha! Cute little snippet of life with your mom. :)

MelissaE wrote on June 13, 2015, 8:21 PM

Oh yes, I've loaned panties to friends before. I believe that I may have borrowed a pair. Yes, the rule is that you keep them. You don't return them.

Mommyjen wrote on June 13, 2015, 10:35 PM

I posted it under "humour' because for me it was funny.

Mommyjen wrote on June 13, 2015, 10:36 PM

I have one I'll take a picture of it for you to see : ) LOL.

Mommyjen wrote on June 13, 2015, 10:48 PM

.I haven't tried making up stories here at Persona paper . Have you? &AbbyG

Ruby3881 wrote on June 14, 2015, 12:51 AM

I suppose it's no less strange than some of the other things people "borrow"!

shaggin83 wrote on June 14, 2015, 10:31 PM

Oh boy even though this was posted under humor it sounds to me like it is not really a joke but a true event that you found funny. I have never heard of underwear with a zipper. Nice of your mother to give her underwear to her friend but lol I would not want them back either.

Mommyjen wrote on June 15, 2015, 10:06 AM

Same with hanky. When you have lent or borrowed , it should not be returned

cheri wrote on June 17, 2015, 11:01 PM

Yeah I agree that its funny and its also unsanitary... LOL
Panties are personal things that should not be borrowed.