Bras Aren't Like Tires

Men are wonderful creatures and they have a unique way of communicating among themselves. "Manspeak" is a simple, direct, and beautifully logical way of imparting information in a way women will never master.

As a case in point, I present this true story, and defy anyone to dispute the perfection of this man's presentation of a life lesson to his traumatized son:

Jr.: "I don't know how you do it, Dad."

Sr.: "Do what?"

Jr.: "Well, Sue went to Victoria's Secret today and bought some bras. I couldn't believe how much money she spent!"

Sr.: "Huh?"

Jr.: "So I got to thinking - if Sue's bras cost that much, my God, how much are Mom's?"

Sr.(after he stopped laughing): " Bras aren't like truck tires, son. They don't get more expensive as the size goes up."

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