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10 things dogs do that would be creepy if humans did them

1. Drink from the toilet: or even mud puddles for that matter, when they have perfectly clean water in their dish. What is the deal with that?

2. Eat dirt: This is only normal in humans if you're a pregnant female. Then that means you need to upgrade your vitamin intake.

3. Lick their butts: Most of us can't even get in the position to do that, thankfully.

4. Eat their puppies poop: Why can't they eat their own poop too? That would save us a lot of work having to clean up after them.

5. Have fleas: Fleas are considered a normal part of being a dog. We treat them. They run out and get more fleas. It's all good. But, a human gets fleas? You better bring the swat team.

6. Drag their butt on the carpet: Dogs drag their butt on the carpet, people laugh. Human drags his butt on carpet, gets rug burn and a night in jail.

7. Walk around naked: You know, we could still be doing that. No thanks to Adam and Eve. Thanks a lot you, jerks!

8. Pee on stuff: Dogs supposedly do this to mark territory. Apparently dogs think they own everything. Not too different from some of us humans. Only we would be in a lot more trouble, going about whizzing on everything the way dogs do.

9. Public sex: Dogs can get it on anywhere. There is no shame in their game. Don't try that as a human or your life will be over.

10. Jump up on their human: Our pup is starting to get better about not jumping on us when we come home. She still has a long way to go. But, can you imagine another person jumping on you and licking your face when you enter your house?

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msiduri wrote on March 15, 2015, 8:56 PM

How about being led around town on leashes? That would be pretty creepy for a human and it's no fun for the dog. But dogs also die pretty young. Not many of them make it past 15 or so.

Hollyhocks100 wrote on March 16, 2015, 6:54 AM

I really enjoyed reading this, and it's all so true.

scheng1 wrote on March 16, 2015, 8:54 AM

If I were to read this post before dinner, I would not have the appetite for dinner.

hkiptok wrote on March 17, 2015, 10:08 AM

These are fun facts.They are hilarious in a way.I will read this over and over again.

WritingLover wrote on May 9, 2015, 12:20 PM

So people actually do that in those fetish clubs lol

msiduri wrote on May 9, 2015, 4:51 PM

Yeah, creepy....