That Was One Big Bird, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Investigative Reporter reporting on the phenomenon in my driveway.
That's not paint, people.
We are talking a lot of bird poop here. Isn't there some kind of law about pooping on the pavement? A county ordinance at least? Defacing private property? It is, after all, my driveway.
I would question what that feathered felon was eating, but right next to the poop was a squirrel tail with no squirrel attached.
That just isn't right. Those are my squirrels to harass.
While I have the FBI out here investigating the case of the missing sun , I'm going to have them take a look into this, too, because I'm sure multiple crimes have been committed here.
It's a travesty.
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat
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