What Happened to the Sun? by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat, and I'm a bit perplexed.
After shining so brilliantly all weekend, the sun did not show up for work today. It was a nice, mild day … pretty much just right with the exception of the sun's conspicuous absence.
Did it wear itself out over the weekend and decide to take the week off to go on vacation? Did it take a sick day? A mental health day? Oversleep? Forget to spring forward to Daylight Saving Time? Did it just play hooky?
Has it been abducted? Should we call the police? The FBI? The weather man?
Should we make "Missing" posters? Put the sun on a milk carton? Hold a candlelight vigil? Offer a reward for the safe return of our star?
I'm quite concerned over this. I think I need to go sleep on it. Meteorology is so exhausting.
But first, a snack.
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat
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