Introduction for kuroshio

I'm going to use the suggestions above and answer them despite my intellectual inadequacies. Occupation: philanthropist, I haven't donated anything to anybody, but it's really the thought that counts eh? Hobbies: i used to enjoy fishing a lot, until I tried to make money at it. Money is the root of all evil, but isn't being bad so much fun? I'm rekindling my love for writing, and wondering if i prostitute myself again, that it will go the way of fishing? Favorite food or drink: Wow, I'll have to sit in meditation on this one. Pizza and beer, burger and fries, steak and potatoes, auntie Faye's world famous guacamole bean dip and tortilla chips. But if I had to choose just one, it would have to be...?...wait for it?...fresh sashimi, Okinawan beer, and Japanese sake. Whew! i didn't think i could get 500 characters out of me, let alone let alone the ability to write standard English coherently.

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