Fifty Shades of Vengeance!
On a bet, when the book first came out, I read Fifty Shades of Grey. If I managed to finish the series, I got 100.00.* As I read, it was the first time I'd gotten the desire to dunk an author's hands in acid. (Note: I would never ever ever hurt anyone and I'm in no way threatening the author).
Now, the movie is coming out. ** I've heard that "the scene" has been taken out (thank god).*** If you don't know what I'm talking about, count yourself lucky. I like the lead actor a lot, so I'll give it a go. I love the lead actor, so that created a teeny tiny desire to go see it.
But to be honest, it's not so much a desire to see the movie as it is a desire to torture my honey by dragging him along with me. I recently had to sit through a terrible movie**** and he promised he'd go with me to see anything I wanted.
Disclaimer: This is not in anyway meant to insult anyone who enjoyed the Fifty Shades series.
* NOT WORTH IT
** The soundtrack to the movie is incredibly good.
*** It involves a tampon.
**** I went because I love him.
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