The Poop on the Words I Had with Debbi, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it's me, Guiness the Cat.
Debbi and I exchanged some words last night.
She started it.
She was the one who brought it up. "We need to have a discussion about toilet paper," she said.
Personally, I don't see any point in wasting money on toilet paper when the middle of the living room floor works just fine for free. And why does she always wait until bedtime snack time to start on this stuff? And then she whines that she needs to go night-night.
I had some pretty choice words for her about what she did with those wet paper towels. And I'm not talking about the ones she cleaned the floor with. I let her know in no uncertain terms what I thought about her behavior. And then she had the audacity to say that she's glad I'm docile. Docile! Ha! I'll show her docile right after my nap!
She also had the nerve to bring up the B-word. You know, the four-letter one associated with "bucket" and "shampoo" and "You need a nice long soak".
That's on her to-do list for this afternoon, but I'm going to mark it off while she's cleaning the litter box. That is a clear violation of the terms and conditions of the Professional Cat Bloggers Association. I know, because I wrote the terms and conditions of the Professional Cat Bloggers Association. I am, after, President of the PCBA .
In the meantime, I'm laying low and being unobtrusive.
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat
Content (c) 2015 by Guiness the Cat. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved, and all that other stuff humans say.
Image Credit » Photo (c) 2015 Debbi Craton. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved.