Does your fruit bowl have any actual fruit in it?
I am ashamed to say that there is only one item of fruit in my fruit bowl - a dried up lemon. I bought it weeks ago with some culinary intention in mind but somehow never got round to using it.
Apart from that my fruit bowl currently contains the following:
1 letter from Barnsley Metropolitan Borough Council on 'Important Changes to your Recycling Service'
1 Lifetime Feline Healthcare & Vaccination Record
1 pack of M&Ms
2 x 5 pence pieces
1 packet of Naproxen 250mg tablets
1 credit card statement
Don't get me wrong, we are not a fruit-phobic family. We always have raspberries or fresh pineapple in the fridge. I'm just not a huge fan of the sort of fruit you put in a fruit bowl.