Secrets They Don't Want You to Know. You Must Read This!
How often do you see headlines like this title on the web or in newspapers? I don't generally read the tabloid press but sometimes the headlines can be entertaining. Favourite headline words include:
Cheat, Swindle, Shocker, Madness, Monster, Mind Blowing, Scam and Scandal
There are loads more but you get the idea? In the very worst newspapers then the process of writing an article is:
- Invent an eye watering headline
- Try to make up a story that fits
For example: 'Bieber Baked Beans Bloodbath' (please note this isn't real!). Justin Bieber opens a can of baked beans and in the process badly injures his hand. Note the Alliteration to give it a poetic feel! Or what about 'Stocking and Stiletto Sting'? I'll leave you to decide what that one means.
Tomorrow watch out in the news for the usual dose of Mind-blowing Meltdowns, Disasters and Danger as well as some S candalous Swindles and Weather-related Washouts.
In the mean time, sleep well. Goodnight!
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