Now They Know I'm An Alien
Yesterday as a super strange day.
After the snake incident i’ve told you before, i go home late.
After have shower n have dinner there’s unexpected visitor that turned to be men from Multilevel Marketing company
I’m anti to multi level marketing business and told them that me n my sister wasn’t interested
But then he show a medical device that can measure our pulse n stress level
So, i tried it And it’s so strange that it’s show various number of pulse So my pulse turn from 35 to 200 in a second
Then it show no pulse, then it’s become 40 and 235 on the next second
The range of number is too much, we thought it’s broken
And i try it again n it show same result Then my sister try it and the device show normal number
My sister have pulse on the range of 70-80 It show 70,72,70,76,80 and it’s almost same number with range of 10
Then to make sure that MLM man try that device and it’s show normal number in the range of 80-90
So, after i drink mineral water that the brought and they claimed it can heal many desease I try that medical device again
And it show same number as the previous trial It show various number from 35,200,unreadable pulse, 40 then 235, then back to many range of number
He refreshed the device n try again n it show the same result
Then i sad, “well i gotta admit to you guys that i’m an alien and i have no pulse mwahhahahha’
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Comments
Shadi wrote on December 25, 2014, 11:15 AM
Maybe you have small veins which is why this device couldn't detect your pulse accurately? You can check your heartbeat manually by slightly pressing your index on your neck - to the side of your windpipe - for 10 seconds then multiply by 6 then you will have your heartbeat per min.
crowntower wrote on December 25, 2014, 1:12 PM
hahahahahahaha! that is so crazy! Hehehehe how can you live if you don't have a pulse. Anyway you better check your health condition very soon. God bless.
oldies909 wrote on December 25, 2014, 2:01 PM
interesting article. Lots of numbers.
motrojam wrote on December 25, 2014, 4:44 PM
You must have yourself checked because of that irregular pulse.
AlexisYuliani wrote on December 27, 2014, 6:29 PM
i think medical equipment should be more accurate than that method :)
AlexisYuliani wrote on December 27, 2014, 6:31 PM
i'm kinda afraid to check on doctor, what if they find another proof that i'm an alien mwahahhaha?
AlexisYuliani wrote on December 27, 2014, 6:33 PM
what id the find another irregular health condition? :D