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Great, Difficult Things We Must Accomplish

Do you think you can achieve great, difficult things? Probably all of us would like to think so. Well I have a great difficult thing I must accomplish regularly! What's that? Well, you see, I am portly, rotund, jovial, big, huge, FAT. And the task, you ask? I have to tie my shoes.

Yet, there is another great, difficult thing I must accomplish every day. I am not only fat, I am wise, aged, dignified, sage, gray-haired OLD. I must get in and out of my car seat in order to be either a passenger or -- worse -- in order to drive.

But once I get in, I must make sure my steering wheel is up as high as it can go, and my car seat is sufficiently pushed back, or I will receive "belly burn". Which reminds me of my last great, difficult achievement when I am with friends. When I go to a restaurant and they all want to sit in a booth.

What are your personal great, difficult achievements?

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LoudMan wrote on December 19, 2014, 9:05 AM

Well, with any luck, things only get more fun, too. Aint it weird wearing a meat-suit sometimes?

On my better days, I manage to remember everyone has suffered enough, long ago, including me. :)

VinceSummers wrote on December 19, 2014, 9:10 AM

Yes to the first, and me, too to the second. But there is one extra feature for some of us I think I will quickly write about.

lookatdesktop wrote on December 19, 2014, 7:02 PM

It is hard to tie your shoes Vince. I know what you are going through and sympathize.

scheng1 wrote on December 20, 2014, 8:20 AM

I think the greatest and toughest thing you have done is to get old gracefully.