Great, Difficult Things We Must Accomplish
Do you think you can achieve great, difficult things? Probably all of us would like to think so. Well I have a great difficult thing I must accomplish regularly! What's that? Well, you see, I am portly, rotund, jovial, big, huge, FAT. And the task, you ask? I have to tie my shoes.
Yet, there is another great, difficult thing I must accomplish every day. I am not only fat, I am wise, aged, dignified, sage, gray-haired OLD. I must get in and out of my car seat in order to be either a passenger or -- worse -- in order to drive.
But once I get in, I must make sure my steering wheel is up as high as it can go, and my car seat is sufficiently pushed back, or I will receive "belly burn". Which reminds me of my last great, difficult achievement when I am with friends. When I go to a restaurant and they all want to sit in a booth.
What are your personal great, difficult achievements?
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