Brand New Shipment of Maple Leaves Just In, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is me, Guiness the Cat, with the news you procrastinating leaf buyers have been waiting for! One of my two top suppliers of maple leaves has just dropped a new shipment on me. New shipments of oak leaves are flittering in daily, as well.
In case you missed the first announcement , I am now in the leaf-selling business as a way to replenish my poor bank account. Debbi has the very bad habit of repeatedly throwing my hard-earned cash away at the dentist office.
Don't miss out on this limited offer. As you can tell from the photo above, there are only a few maple leaves left, and they are going fast. Compare with the second photo taken just three days earlier.
But don't despair. If you miss out on Maple Madness, I should be continually receiving shipments of oak leaves right up until spring.
Hurry and get your order in. Leaves are only ten cents a dozen. Plus shipping and handling, of course. If you prefer, you can save the shipping fee by picking your own, cash and carry. Quantity discounts available. Act now!
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat
Content (c) 2014 by Guiness the Cat. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved, and all that other stuff humans say.
Image Credit » Photo (c) 2014 Debbi Craton. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved.E