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Yo MamaCare

Yo MamaCare

Commercial:

Narrator – Do you have an elderly or aging mother or mother-in-law, pesky husband, unruly children, or even a pet? Well then this is a great time to give “Yo MamaCare” a good look. Just give us a call and we’ll come right over to safely tranquilize your annoying ones with mild-to-heavy narcotics as needed.

They’ll be trouble free and happy for 12 – 18 hours as you get your daily tasks completed with serenity. No more complaints, no more doting over their selfish wants and needs. No more responsibility to tend to thier every whim and they’ll may have a huge smile on their face.

This we promise you: If you like your Yo MamaCare, you can keep your Yo MamaCare, period.

www.YoMamaCare.PestBeGone.com (fake site)

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RussTeed (fake writer)

Originally posted on Bubblews.com

Photo: Malene Thyssen on Wikimedia.com - http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Monkey#mediaviewer/File:Mandril.jpg


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Comments

Scorpie wrote on October 21, 2014, 3:16 PM

Can I sign up for myself? I could use 12-18 hours of peace and quiet from myself.

zebra2222 wrote on January 6, 2015, 11:41 PM

I think that I'll keep Yo Mama Care away from my place Witty article though.

LeaPea2417 wrote on December 28, 2015, 9:10 PM

Ha ha, funny. I do hope you come back here to write more and interact more with the posts.