It's About Time Debbi Came Home, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat.
I'm quite sure you have missed me greatly, and have been wondering where I was. And the answer to that is nowhere. Absolutely nowhere. Nowhere at all. I have been right here.
Apparently cats don't get vacations. That is a complaint I intend to bring up at the next meeting of the Professional Cat Bloggers Association, but that's another topic for another post.
Not only was I left all alone to run the house and take care of all the business for an entire week, Debbi unplugged the computer before she left. I could have pushed the on button with my paw, but without thumbs, I could not get the plug into the plug-in no matter how hard I tried. To make matters worse, she took the laptop and the cell phone, too. That seriously impeded both my writing career AND my ability to communicate with all my feline cohorts in the PCBA about our plans to take over the internet, and eventually the world.
You'd think that would have been bad enough, but she took the new camera, too, and I did not have my picture taken for over six days, seven hours, and eight minutes!
Debbi is finally home now, and I have taken over the luggage. As soon as I have it all thoroughly covered in cat hair, I will settle in to straightening out the rest of the things that are amiss here in the house. I will catch you all up as soon as possible on all the important news you have been deprived of for the past week.
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat
Content (c) 2014 by Guiness the Cat. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved, and all that other stuff humans say.
Photo (c) 2014 by Debbi Craton. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved.
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