Face South, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, this is Guiness the Cat.
First of all, let me say that Debbi is a very good shot giver. It doesn't hurt a bit when she gives me my insulin injections twice a day. In fact, most of the time I don't feel it at all.
That's not the issue here. The issue is she doesn't know right from left.
Seriously. Don't tell her to turn left or turn right. Tell her to turn that-a-way or this-a-way, and point while you're doing it. Or give her compass directions. She's absolutely fine with east and west. It's only left and right that confuse her.
So I humor her when it comes time to alternate which side I get my shot on. In the morning, she will tell me to face south, so I turn right. At night, I face north.
Debbi can remember north at night because they both start with N. She can't tell you where N comes in the alphabet, but that's another post for another day.
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat
Content (c) 2014 by Guiness the Cat. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved, and all that other stuff humans say.
Image Credit » Photo (c) 2013 by Debbi Craton. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved.