Being a Sweet Punkin Ain't All it's Cracked Up to Be, by Guiness the Cat
Hello, it is me, Guiness the Cat. Guiness the such a good kitty . Guiness the such a good boy . Guiness the sweet punkin . Guiness the docile.
She called me docile . And said she was glad of it!
( I'm loving this italics button, but that's beside the point right now .)
Don't listen to all that bragging Debbi's doing about me. Yes, it is true that I am such a good kitty. Yes, it is true that I am such a good boy. Yes, it is true that I am a sweet punkin. Yes, it is true that I am the best diabetic kitty in the world about shot time. But all that bragging is just covering up the fact that Debbi stuck me in a bucket of water, covered me with shampoo, and then sprayed more water all over me and wouldn't let me go no matter how pitifully I maohed.
And then bragged about how I was such a good kitty and such a good boy and such a sweet punkin, and said she was glad I was so docile.
I'm telling you, being a sweet punkin is not all it's cracked up to be. Seriously.
Sincerely, Guiness the Soft and Fluffy Cat Who Smells Good
Content (c) 2014 by Guiness the Cat. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved, and all that other stuff humans say.
Image Credit » Photo (c) 2014 by Debbi Craton. May not be used without permission. All rights reserved.