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Head lice and ramen noodles

I tell ya, it just doesn't get any worse than that. I spotted this headline while scrolling through facebook that had to do with both lice and a bowl of ramen noodles. What on earth could that possibly be about? It was so intriguing in kind of a bad way that I had to continue reading. I wasn't surprised, sadly, by what the article contained. It was about an argument that ensued between a trailer parkee and a trailer park owner about picking head lice at the pool while eating ramen noodles. I guess in this particular establishment you can't pick head lice at the pool while eating ramen noodles . That's probably an unwritten rule in every establishment, I'm guessing.

That desperately needs to be a movie title, similar to "don't be a menace to the south side while drinking your juice in the hood", only it's worse, in a good/bad way. I think that was the title of the movie anyhow, I never bothered to fully read the title because by the time your head realizes that it's a satirical film, you just give up making any kind of sense out of it. The same way I felt reading that article, probably the exact same way you fell reading this one. :)


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Comments

MegL wrote on August 20, 2014, 3:16 AM

That's probably good advice!

suffolkjason wrote on August 20, 2014, 8:31 AM

Thanks! You made itchy and put me off my lunch at the same time. :)

Feisty56 wrote on August 20, 2014, 9:37 PM

I would ask the question, "Does it get any crazier than this?" but I already know the answer. : )

allen0187 wrote on September 14, 2014, 1:48 AM

That doesn't sound like a good combination at all... head lice and ramen!!! LOL!

Stinalee31 wrote on September 14, 2014, 11:07 AM

haha, it doesn't get any worse than that

cheri wrote on February 2, 2015, 1:51 AM

Food should not be allowed in the pool especially if its used by the public.

LeaPea2417 wrote on December 30, 2015, 4:23 PM

What an odd story. I do hope you come back soon to write more and interact.